Me. At least after what I've been through.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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