Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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