do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
you made out with another girl for some wings
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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