What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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