Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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