Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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