So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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