Are we in a gay sports bar?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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