just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I can't turn off my feet"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
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