So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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