She's JV to your varsity
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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