Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Randomize