Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
either way he was missing a nipple.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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