My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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