Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
