On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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