Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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