had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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