you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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