Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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