the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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