i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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