If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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