I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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