I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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