I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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