Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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