i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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