whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Randomize
