But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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