I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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