Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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