Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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