If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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