is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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