what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
So. Much. Porn.
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