"it" just moved
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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