i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You were trust falling into bushes
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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