Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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