Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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