I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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