That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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