Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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