im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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