I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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