: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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