I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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