is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She said her name was "party"
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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