the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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