Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
