4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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