Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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